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by macguy / 10/20/2016 at 10:25am / Philippines (Quezon City) / Miscellaneous
by dez / 10/16/2016 at 1:05am / United States (Kentucky) / Work
by rufus_t_firefly / 10/03/2016 at 2:48pm / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Work
by padre74 / 10/03/2016 at 1:31pm / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by PleaseDontHateMe / 09/20/2016 at 12:42pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML
by sweetdreams / 09/18/2016 at 2:39am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by MumMatters / 09/09/2016 at 6:26am / Germany (Hamburg) / Kids
by KittyKat168 / 09/09/2016 at 5:34am / Germany / Miscellaneous
by MrLonelyHertz / 08/24/2016 at 7:41pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, while taking out the trash late at night with my mom, a group of people drove by and decided it would be funny to turn around and chase us up the driveway in their car. Before I even realized what was happening, my mom was already halfway to the house yelling back, "You're on your own!" FML
by ThanksMom / 07/08/2016 at 3:54am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
by Reeen / 06/03/2016 at 6:29pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, I was playing basketball in the searing heat with my friends. I jokingly told my friend that I was gonna die if I stayed out there much longer. Two minutes later, I got the ball and made the shot that won. Too bad I didn't see it, since I collapsed right as I took the shot and blacked out. FML
by Anonymous / 05/27/2016 at 12:07am / United States (South Carolina) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/20/2016 at 7:29am / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, I walked into the kitchen to see my dad peeing into a cup. We made eye contact and he quickly threw the cup into the sink. Not one word has been spoken about what happened, and I saw my mom use the same cup later on that day. FML
by yamuda / 05/11/2016 at 7:24pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Miscellaneous
Today, like any other day I moan after I sneeze. The only issue is that today my husband was on the phone with his grandmother, and had to explain to her, while trying not to laugh, that he wasn't having sex with me while on the phone. FML
by DeadLily / 05/07/2016 at 9:12am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…