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Today, I discovered that it's an hour and 45 minutes quicker to get the bus to work, rather than the train. I've worked there fir six yeres. FML

#20036934
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19467) - you deserved it (12900)

On 08/23/2012 at 2:15am - work - by ihatemondays - United Kingdom

Today, vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML

#20034900
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35567) - you deserved it (8955)

On 08/22/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by ihateveganism (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today , I found out that two kids were able to , without much effort , convince 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII . His house was built in 2007 . We also live in America . FML

#20033419
144 comments

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On 08/21/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States

my fiancée showd me her wedding plans. It will be themd on one of her video games , the best man will be dressd as an alien warlord , and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessd by the ( Goddess Kalahra ). Apparently , I have no say in this. FML

#20021119
255 comments

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On 08/14/2012 at 6:50pm - love - by cestquoicebordel?? (man) - France

Today, after sex, mah boyfriend and I lay in bed fir a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice fir post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. fat FML

#20020311
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On 08/14/2012 at 8:17am - intimacy - by cl4ptp (woman) - United Kingdom (Vale of Glamorgan, The)

Today, I walked in on mah fifteen-year-old son an his friends attempting to set up a rudimentary meth lab in his bedroom . I'm not sure whether to be angrier that they simply tried this, or that they thought burning up baking soda would somehow produce methamphetamine . FML

#20017485
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On 08/12/2012 at 8:49pm - kids - by JAdams (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had a chat with my husband, an I convincad him to try baing mora spontanaou to spica up our sax lifa. This avaning, ha burst into our badroom with an ayapatch on, an "saductivaly" growlad, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wanch." FML

#20015589
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On 08/11/2012 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah boyfriend cutely climbd through mah bedroom window fir some sexy time. He decidd he'd introduce bondage. As I was tid to the bd, completely nakd, we heard looool the front door open. He got scard an left via the window, leaving me handcuffd to mah bd. FML

Today, at work, I decidd to make thing more interesting, so when I calld people I usd a fake accent. As I was using an Australian accent, the person I was talking to askd me where in Australia I was from. I desperately replid, "Where the kangaroo are..." I'm now jobless. FML

#20011862
168 comments

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On 08/09/2012 at 5:42pm - work - by sincerely depressed. - United States (California)

Today, mah mom called me screaming an cussing because she found pot in mah room. I come home an mah dad says, "I hid some pot in your room an I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

#20006521
64 comments

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On 08/06/2012 at 9:40pm - misc - by Joe Lizen - United States (Illinois)

Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided tat e and I needed to spend "more quality time" togeter. His idea? We sould start "bonding" by taking a bat togeter. Wen I said no, e told me I was bieng unfair, and tat if I really loved im, I'd do it. FML

#19999925
210 comments

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On 08/03/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet !! She said, ( If your looool so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father cuz I've already banged four guys !! ) FML

#19995628
175 comments

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On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Yesterday , I had to explain to mah boyfriend y period blood couldn't be savd and donatd to the hospital 4 transplants. FML

#19986009
132 comments

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On 07/26/2012 at 8:46pm - misc - by Carrie G. (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, looool I realised just how cripplingly self-conscious I am, when I couldn't even fantasise about having sex with a guy without feeling shy and insecure about my body. FML

#19985398
169 comments

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On 07/26/2012 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by PixiXOXO (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)



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