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Camberwellcarrot's favorite FMLs

Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 22 April 2013 18:33 / United States

Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML

By wallet? GONE - / Sunday 21 April 2013 22:27 / United States - Pueblo

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML

By reyoflight - / Friday 19 April 2013 22:04 / Brazil - Rio De Janeiro

Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML

By drama king? - / Wednesday 10 April 2013 22:17 / United States - Bolivar

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is". Orgasm gone. FML

By iwassoclose / Wednesday 10 April 2013 16:32 / United States