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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 November 1987 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 88500
  • Number of comments : 346
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Callyn : I'm bored.

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Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML


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On 11/26/2008 at 11:21pm - misc - by Smile - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML


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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

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