About Callyn : I'm bored.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You sure know how to party?
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Today, I was at the gas station pumping gas when the lady in front of me had a little boy who asked if he could pump the gas. She said yes and then quickly answered her phone, as it was ringing. She wasn't watching him and he pulled out the pump to early, spraying gas all over me, including my face. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 12:34am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 2:31pm - misc - by Kristopher (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 3:15am - health - by Daddy. (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I ran into a former college classmate at Subway. He gushed on and on about how I was the only one in our class with true potential. Then I asked him what kind of sandwich he wanted, because 3 years out of college, Subway is still the only place that will hire a music major. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 9:07am - work - by Prodigy (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 8:35am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I started work as the head engineer for a big civil engineering project. I met the rest of my team, in particular the environmental engineer who I'll need to get along with the most. As it turns out, I took her virginity when we were freshmen in college. She still thinks I'm an asshole. FML
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On 01/25/2010 at 8:32am - love - by CivE (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my college professor/employer failed to send in a letter I had been counting on for a scholarship application. He has also decided not to pay me for the last two months. I'm not going to make rent. Apparently this is the punishment you get for politely declining a date with a married man. FML
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On 01/07/2010 at 2:13am - misc - by nothotforteacher (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
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On 12/19/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by GlassPwn (woman) - United States
Today, during a review session for a botany class, I began to space out. Then, I started to go, "beep, beep, beep, beep." I stopped when I noticed the entire class staring at me as if I were insane. This was not the first time this had happened. FML
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On 12/10/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I had to take a test that's required to pass the class. The test administor told us that those of us who were wearing hoodies would have to take them off. I would have taken mine off, but I was only wearing a bra underneath. There's no other days I can reschedule the test. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 2:55am - misc - by wearashirt (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I had to take a test that's required to pass the class. The test administor told us that those of us who were wearing hoodies would have to take them off. I would have taken mine off, but I was only wearing a bra underneath. There's no other days I can reschedule the test. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 2:55am - misc - by wearashirt (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our 1 year anniversary because 'he knew I liked them.' He has no idea why I am so upset. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 4:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML
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On 11/11/2009 at 11:13am - misc - by brokeasajoke (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
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On 11/02/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by baldygirl (woman) - United States (Texas)
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