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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 November 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 89645
  • Number of comments : 347
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Callyn : I'm bored.

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Callyn's favorite FMLs

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

#18360363
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24699) - you deserved it (3972)

On 11/26/2011 at 9:33pm - misc - by Matthew - United States (Texas)

Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML

#18357588
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27367) - you deserved it (8566)

On 11/26/2011 at 3:50pm - love - by Rich (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

#18355458
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26354) - you deserved it (3497)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:38am - misc - by meeeeeee - United States (Connecticut)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32162) - you deserved it (15830)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML

#18353006
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49808) - you deserved it (3618)

On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

#18353001
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11223) - you deserved it (30296)

On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

#17884513
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33022) - you deserved it (9244)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML

#17681011
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35160) - you deserved it (2493)

On 09/06/2011 at 3:40pm - misc - by fmlsrslyahhh - Singapore

Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML

#17030601
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9951) - you deserved it (83048)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:38pm - misc - by UhOh (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

#17019799
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46583) - you deserved it (2932)

On 07/07/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by anonbob (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

#16765667
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51135) - you deserved it (5194)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got arrested for shoplifting. I don't know what's worse, that I stole a one dollar bottle of chocolate milk, or that I didn't have the dollar to pay for it. FML

#15304512
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14035) - you deserved it (70049)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:32am - money - by kb10 -

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML

#14754887
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29523) - you deserved it (3645)

On 01/29/2011 at 6:55am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

#14347070
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31301) - you deserved it (4139)

On 12/26/2010 at 4:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, 50,000 copies of the new edition of the town's phone book came out. I manage a pizza place and bought a full menu ad. Apparently the ad designer got confused, as they placed my cell phone number in huge bold letters at the bottom of the ad instead of the store's phone number. FML

#12949707
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32688) - you deserved it (3285)

On 09/07/2010 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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