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Callyn
  • Town/Country : Alameda, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 November 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 86869
  • Number of comments : 309
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Callyn : I'm bored.

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Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

#18417408
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26553) - you deserved it (4028)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paper clip. FML

#18402392
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18536) - you deserved it (3731)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:38am - work - by ohno - United States (Florida)

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

#18392410
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32941) - you deserved it (4315)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States

Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML

#18388917
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4209) - you deserved it (48477)

On 11/29/2011 at 10:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML

#18388917
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4209) - you deserved it (48477)

On 11/29/2011 at 10:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML

#18386574
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26555) - you deserved it (1347)

On 11/29/2011 at 6:59pm - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8102) - you deserved it (52510)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

#18378086
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24816) - you deserved it (1605)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

#18378086
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24816) - you deserved it (1605)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

#18378000
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8494) - you deserved it (28281)

On 11/28/2011 at 6:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early and ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, and still in the bath. FML

#18377899
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13095) - you deserved it (17286)

On 11/28/2011 at 6:43pm - work - by fuuuuck (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my husband asked me, "Why do you love me?" I spent the next five minutes spilling my heart and soul out to him. After I'd asked the same question, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "I don't." FML

#18374198
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42487) - you deserved it (2834)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was called an 'inconsiderate scum bucket' by my neighbour because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML

#18372418
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22572) - you deserved it (1547)

On 11/28/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Exhausted - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook I'm making. I found images of my dad passed out in his underwear, my great-grandpa having a drunken bath, and an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML

#18371495
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15763) - you deserved it (1863)

On 11/27/2011 at 11:02pm - misc - by Meowingtons500 - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML

#18362430
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18609) - you deserved it (3978)

On 11/27/2011 at 1:02am - work - by Clumsy & Forgetful - Canada



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