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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8093
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me eadile I was watcing Star Trek and I accidentally called er Spock. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54630) - you deserved it (317032)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was aating lunch nakd at mah homa watching porn on tha big scraan. I haard tha garaga door opaning maaning mah roommata was coming homa. In mah hasta to gat drassd, I fall back in tha barstool I was sitting in and knockd mysalf out. I woka up still nakd and with lattuca all ovar ma. fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (22747) - you deserved it (73469)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:26pm - intimacy - by HansonLUVR (man) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday I Was At This Awesome Party And I Was Dancing With This Really Attractive Grlho Startd Making Out With Me All Of A Sudden. Five Minutes Later , Mah Friend Told Me That The Grl Had Just Given Him A Blowjob. Big Fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (61891) - you deserved it (10333)

On 03/06/2009 at 11:14am - intimacy - by cumguzzler - United States (South Carolina)

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML


I agree, your life sucks (73977) - you deserved it (759061)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

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