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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 August 1997 (17 years)
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Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12103) - you deserved it (44963)

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