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Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 28 September 2012 21:22 / Canada

Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 9 February 2013 16:11 / Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML

By Lois / Saturday 9 February 2013 12:00 / United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 9 February 2013 05:13 / United States

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 9 February 2013 05:08 / United Kingdom - Frome