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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today , after much coaxing , I finally got mah roommate to loosen up and have a couple of beers with me and mah friends. It was only later in the evening that he admitted the real reason he hadn't wanted to drink: he's an alcoholic and had been sober for six months , until now. FML

#20499970
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On 02/09/2013 at 6:26pm - misc - by mhmm... cumsquats (man) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, mah fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make mah boobs larger . It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again . fat FML

#20499439
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On 02/09/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I found out mah mother has enough toys to open a sex shop . real FML

#20499258
131 comments

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On 02/09/2013 at 7:00am - intimacy - by Lois - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was . Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub . I somehow managd to unhook her bra . FML

#20498998
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On 02/09/2013 at 12:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got parmission from ma parants 4 ma boyfriand to stay ovar. Tings got intimata, and I trid ma ardast not to maka too muc noisa. Howavar, wila aving a post-sax cuddla, wa aard ma parants in ta naxt room muttaring about ma "faking". FML

#20498986
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On 02/09/2013 at 12:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, I had my gallbladder removed. I have a very painful incision in my belly that makes any kind of movement excruciating. I've had the hiccup 5 times so far. big fat FML

Today after three weeks of holding out my stingy boss finally calld animal control about the brds in the air vent above the register!! While I was working they rummagd through the vents causing live maggot to fall down right in front of me!! FML

#20497093
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On 02/07/2013 at 2:44pm - animals - by shaviTuT (woman) - Malaysia (Johor)

Today, I had drinks at a friend's house before going out to a concert. I still had a bottle of beer left, so I brought it along with me. I got kicked out five minutes into the show for bringing mah own drink, which is apparently against the rules. I paid $75 to get kicked out over a $3 drink. big fat FML

#20496974
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On 02/07/2013 at 12:11pm - misc - by loquacious shit stain (woman) - Australia

Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backd against a wall, liftd my skirt and sortd it. I then turnd around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. real FML

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On 02/07/2013 at 7:31am - misc - by chattyloz (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

#20496769
108 comments

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On 02/07/2013 at 4:51am - misc - by fviz (woman) - United States

Today, I asked ma moter if I could ave ma boyfriend sleep over 4 Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on yur period e can. Unless e's into tat. Ten no." FML

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On 02/06/2013 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by dab1230 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I hurt mah backhila axarcising. I can't band ovar or lift mah arms abova mah haad without intansa pain. My husband, howavar, finds mah situation hilariou an has movad avarything I usa fraquantly to aithar tha floor or high shalf. Ha giggla avary tima I try to ratriava anything. FML

TODAY, MAH MUM CAME TO MAH BALLET CLASS . SHE SPENT THEHOLE LESSON SITTING AT THE BACK YELLING AT ME TO ( STOP STICKING YUR BUTT OUT ) . MY BALLET INSTRUCTOR HAD TO ASK HER SEVERAL TIMES TO PIPE DOWN . FML

#20495701
71 comments

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On 02/06/2013 at 1:57pm - misc - by embarassinggg (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my kitten made it snow inside my ouse using a 12-pack of toilet paper. FML

#20495653
88 comments

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On 02/06/2013 at 1:00pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist . He broke a whole stack of plates overflowed the bathtub let the dog loose and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down . My son is 17 . FML

#20495428
230 comments

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On 02/06/2013 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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