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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3092
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About C_ory : Not a whole a lot to know. I go to school and I work a lot. I am really easy to get along with until you start to make me mad. I don't like to make a big deal about anything. I just seem like a waste to me. Majoring in Environmental Sci with a minor in Photography.

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C_ory's favorite FMLs

Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14936) - you deserved it (41472)

On 05/18/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by lulabell (woman) - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31665) - you deserved it (295277)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49100) - you deserved it (3480)

On 05/14/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by Aaron (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18760) - you deserved it (100020)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the girl I have had a crush on for the last 4 months asked me on AIM how to block someone. 30 seconds after I finished explaining how to block someone on iChat, she went offline and I haven't seen her on AIM since. FML


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On 04/12/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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