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C_ory

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3046
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About C_ory : Not a whole a lot to know. I go to school and I work a lot. I am really easy to get along with until you start to make me mad. I don't like to make a big deal about anything. I just seem like a waste to me. Majoring in Environmental Sci with a minor in Photography.

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C_ory's favorite FMLs

Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML

#2065016
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14671) - you deserved it (41047)

On 05/18/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by lulabell (woman) - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724
656 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28111) - you deserved it (284468)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

#1936561
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46483) - you deserved it (3246)

On 05/14/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by Aaron (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

#1930454
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17147) - you deserved it (95465)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the girl I have had a crush on for the last 4 months asked me on AIM how to block someone. 30 seconds after I finished explaining how to block someone on iChat, she went offline and I haven't seen her on AIM since. FML

#929724
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70343) - you deserved it (12107)

On 04/12/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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