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CTVrhythmguitari
  • Town/Country : Fredericksburg, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1062
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CTVrhythmguitari : Hello everyone, I'm Levi. I'm a student at a local community college, I love playing video games, and I love playing music with my friends. I'm very easy-going, I love making friends and talking to people, so feel free to send me a message if you like. :D

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Today, I learned that my daughter's gerbils are not afraid of the vacuum cleaner. FML

#17279585
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25282) - you deserved it (9181)

On 07/27/2011 at 2:09pm - kids - by corasmom (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37575) - you deserved it (15283)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11603) - you deserved it (66090)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

#15336474
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39661) - you deserved it (6477)

On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

#15336474
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39661) - you deserved it (6477)

On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

#15319937
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12317) - you deserved it (47562)

On 03/15/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by sylverster - Singapore

Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML

#15317842
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48014) - you deserved it (6233)

On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -

Today, I got arrested for shoplifting. I don't know what's worse, that I stole a one dollar bottle of chocolate milk, or that I didn't have the dollar to pay for it. FML

#15304512
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13014) - you deserved it (67395)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:32am - money - by kb10 -

Today, I got arrested for shoplifting. I don't know what's worse, that I stole a one dollar bottle of chocolate milk, or that I didn't have the dollar to pay for it. FML

#15304512
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13014) - you deserved it (67395)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:32am - money - by kb10 -

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home, she even took the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

#15304136
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27722) - you deserved it (4718)

On 03/14/2011 at 2:53am - love - by Username -

Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my cell phone there and had got a text from a guy saying "Hi, how have you been?" FML

#15301527
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49551) - you deserved it (7925)

On 03/14/2011 at 12:07am - love - by wtf -

Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML

#15298829
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21237) - you deserved it (9624)

On 03/13/2011 at 9:49pm - animals - by spaz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, eating my weight in breadsticks at Olive Garden and trying to relive my childhood via a pogo stick was not a good combination. My new shoes are now a different color. FML

#15297334
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5958) - you deserved it (30669)

On 03/13/2011 at 8:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to wait an hour in the awful rain for my mom to pick me up, because she didn't realize the clocks had gone forward already. FML

#15295862
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27966) - you deserved it (3552)

On 03/13/2011 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was texting a girl I like. Every message she sent came ten minutes after I sent her a message. When I told her "I've to go", she responded almost instantly with an "Ok, bye". FML

#15282818
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27848) - you deserved it (8492)

On 03/12/2011 at 9:43am - love - by AuraOfJustice - United States



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