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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 August 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2205
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

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Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
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I agree, your life sucks (7035) - you deserved it (26771)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML

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On 01/01/2009 at 1:22pm - love - by Danno - United States (Louisiana)

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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On 11/25/2008 at 1:54am - intimacy - by TomPom - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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