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  • Birth Date : Friday 2 April 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of comments : 35
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Today, I finally talked mah boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I cummed an instinctively gripped his head with mah thighs. He panicked an we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML

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On 08/02/2013 at 12:39am - intimacy - by whyeventry? (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... I found out that if a cop asks u if u have any weapons... an u reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing yur biceps... they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station.

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On 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous -

my house was broken into!! How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch!! She also left a note on the door saying so!! He stole all of my guitars!! real FML

#18404759
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On 12/01/2011 at 5:00pm - misc - by Aaron -

today we were going around the table, telling everyone wat we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful 4 her vibrator, cuz I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

#18346597
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On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on sofa, with an electric dog collar around neck an handcuffs on wrists!! The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence!! FML

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On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today I ad to explain to my doctor and parents tat I dislocatd my soulder wile masturbating. FML

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On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today... my boyfriend cummd over wile I was babysitting my little broter. He wouldn't stay in bd... so my boyfriend told im..."If you don't stay in bd... te monster will eat you!" I now ave to was my broter's bedseets... because e was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML

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On 07/25/2010 at 7:21pm - kids - by animelover (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was walking down te street an spotted a man wo was about 6 an a alf feet tall passing by me. As e passed me, I turned an asked im "How's te weater up tere?" He ten turned around, spat on me, an replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
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On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wrappd a towel around my waist so I could take a dumphile using my laptop. I sat on the toilet seat an let a big load go. Turns out I forgot to unwrap the towel. FML

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On 04/16/2010 at 8:34am - health - by TowelSmellsNice (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

2day my iPod came back from repair and looool still had a distorted sound. I've been through calls, meetings, and repars with Apple since Christmas, and it still sounds like the half speaker in my old car. Then I found out the new Nano requres you to push the headphones plug in harder. FML

#9037233
120 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 12:16am - misc - by EwokLover17 (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I Walked In On My Boyfriend Watching A Home Made Sex Tape He Had Previously Made With His Ex-grlfriend. What's Worse Than Him Jerking Off To It? He Was Crying And Hugging A Pillow. FML

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221 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a ( quiet brthday with some friends, ) what I really meant was ( hring a stripper to jump out of a cake. ) FML

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284 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I introduced mah family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. big fat FML

#6933168
71 comments

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On 12/25/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by ScarredForLife (man) - United States (Illinois)

yesterday a neighbour called to say my water tank burst. A colleague followed me home to help, took off his shirt so it wouldn't get looool wet and climbed through my window to get to the roof. My boyfriend unexpectedly cummed home as we were emerging from the bedroom. My colleague was still buttoning his shirt up. mega FML

#6309981
105 comments

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On 11/15/2009 at 3:42am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Yesterday I Woke Up To Fine That I Left Headlights On Last Night. I Found Out By The Headlights Of Car Smashed And A Post-it Note On Windshield Saying ( You Accidentally Left Yur Headlights On... I Took Care Of That 4 You ). FML

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On 11/14/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by ZINGER (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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