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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    100%
  • YDI Master

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    20%
  • One more and it's business time

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Crazybiscuit's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

By frankrizzo / Sunday 1 February 2009 17:29 / Canada

Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 6 December 2011 17:24 /

Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML

By Aaron / Thursday 1 December 2011 22:00 /

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

By notgoodenough / Friday 25 November 2011 17:20 / United States

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

By stupiddrunk - / Tuesday 1 March 2011 01:10 / United Kingdom