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Today, I discovered that nothing kills a wet dream faster than a kitten who pounces on things that wiggle under the blanket. mega FML

#5903153
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22943) - you deserved it (3770)

On 10/19/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by JohnB (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered that nothing kills a wet dream faster than a kitten who pounces on things that wiggle under the blanket. mega FML

#5903153
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22943) - you deserved it (3770)

On 10/19/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by JohnB (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to fine him peeing in the corner of mah room on mah roommate's carpet. FML

#5875952
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7619) - you deserved it (20854)

On 10/18/2009 at 7:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I ratook my ACT. I hava baan fighting a cold all waak and hava baan vary snaazy lataly. Midway through tha tast, I got tha urga to snaaza. Sinca it was vary quiat and I didn't want to disturb tha paaca, I triad to hold my snaaza in. I andad up latting out a huga fart instaad. FML

#5672838
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36661) - you deserved it (9394)

On 10/05/2009 at 10:21pm - misc - by Sneezy123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I ratook my ACT. I hava baan fighting a cold all waak and hava baan vary snaazy lataly. Midway through tha tast, I got tha urga to snaaza. Sinca it was vary quiat and I didn't want to disturb tha paaca, I triad to hold my snaaza in. I andad up latting out a huga fart instaad. FML

#5672838
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36661) - you deserved it (9394)

On 10/05/2009 at 10:21pm - misc - by Sneezy123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today.!! !! after working an 11 hour shift.!! !! I decidd to treat myself to a deliciou Krispy Kreme doughnut !! When I got home.!! !! I sat down.!! !! puttd mah feet up.!! !! pourd myself a cold glass of milk !! My dog jumps on mah lap and vomit all over mah doughnuts.!! !! stare at me then bites the doughnut out of mah hand !! real FML

#5522112
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38370) - you deserved it (4741)

On 09/28/2009 at 2:41am - animals - by Heww (woman) - United States (California)

Today... mah girlfriend was getting up to leave and I... trying to be romantic... got up behind her and tried to swing her back down onto the bed and kiss her simultaneously... misjudged the distance and threw her into the wall... her head then bounced off the wall and into mah forehead... spraining her nose.

#5394523
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8883) - you deserved it (22109)

On 09/21/2009 at 3:08pm - intimacy - by dontpanic (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up mah winning record!! I eventually got seatd against a guy who beat me at every hand!! I heard laughing behind me after I lost all mah winnings!! The guy behind me had just made an account, lookd over mah shoulder, and won all mah money!! FML

#5333449
63 comments

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On 09/18/2009 at 3:15pm - money - by shushingmoon (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, an was attacked by the dog. big fat FML

#5163461
34 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 2:18am - intimacy - by Loveless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I noticed mah wife makes more satisfied groans when she's taking a looool big dump than she does when we make love. FML

#4992534
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22775) - you deserved it (6214)

On 09/02/2009 at 1:56am - intimacy - by turdburger (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I Was Feeling Sick And I Farted So Loud In The School's Grls Bathroom. Some Boys Overheard From The Hall And Called Everyone Over. I Cummed Out Only To Fine About 20 Guys Staring Anxiously At The Bathroom's Door To See Who I Was. FML

#4883657
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47496) - you deserved it (6342)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:30pm - health - by minnie (woman) - United States

Today , I Was Feeling Sick And I Farted So Loud In The School's Grls Bathroom. Some Boys Overheard From The Hall And Called Everyone Over. I Cummed Out Only To Fine About 20 Guys Staring Anxiously At The Bathroom's Door To See Who I Was. FML

#4883657
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47496) - you deserved it (6342)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:30pm - health - by minnie (woman) - United States

Today , I Was Feeling Sick And I Farted So Loud In The School's Grls Bathroom. Some Boys Overheard From The Hall And Called Everyone Over. I Cummed Out Only To Fine About 20 Guys Staring Anxiously At The Bathroom's Door To See Who I Was. FML

#4883657
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47496) - you deserved it (6342)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:30pm - health - by minnie (woman) - United States

Today , I Was Feeling Sick And I Farted So Loud In The School's Grls Bathroom. Some Boys Overheard From The Hall And Called Everyone Over. I Cummed Out Only To Fine About 20 Guys Staring Anxiously At The Bathroom's Door To See Who I Was. FML

#4883657
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47496) - you deserved it (6342)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:30pm - health - by minnie (woman) - United States



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