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Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

By swtkiss1 - / Wednesday 18 February 2009 22:26 / United States

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

By brileyyyy / Tuesday 12 January 2010 03:40 / United States

Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the day my drunk parents decided to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, naked. FML

By JK2010 - / Monday 11 January 2010 18:12 / Israel

Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 11 January 2010 18:08 / United States

Today, I sneezed with so much force while I was driving that I whacked my head on the steering wheel and honked the horn. FML

By Hayley - / Monday 11 January 2010 03:37 / Canada