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CAPTmok
  • Town/Country : sheffield, UK
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56746) - you deserved it (4509)

On 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Monika (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

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On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see who's dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34313) - you deserved it (3057)

On 03/10/2011 at 6:09am - animals - by Tom -

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

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On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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