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Byrdd
  • Town/Country : Millersburg, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 June 1978 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 345
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, I was racing some mates to the beach and I decided to take a short-cut by jumping over a low wall. I didn't realise the wall was to stop people falling into the stormwater drain. Which is 3 metres deep. And has razor-sharp oysters growing at the bottom. FML

#7965104 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (11090) - you deserved it (22752)

On 02/07/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by KiwiBlam (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML

#7889872 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (4449) - you deserved it (40448)

On 02/04/2010 at 10:12pm - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML

#7846539 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (26108) - you deserved it (3311)

On 02/03/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by fantastic - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I peed myself. FML

#7736774 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (24101) - you deserved it (9131)

On 01/31/2010 at 5:16am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)