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Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me. My father refused, on the basis that I'm the only person in the house with a job, and if I leave he will have to start looking for work. My boyfriend won't marry me without his permission, and my lazy father won't change his mind. FML
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On 10/07/2011 at 5:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
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On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
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On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -
Today, while putting a drip in the back of an elderly patient's hand, he commented that he didn't realise doctors had pierced nipples, but not to worry because he's only in the hospital "for the b*tches". FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only 4 hours to go until I get off. FML
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On 11/23/2010 at 3:53pm - work - by Username -
Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by cold-n-stinky (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 1:07am - love - by Clunker (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend brought me to his place to meet his parents. When they saw me, they laughed. FML
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On 10/05/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by omfgmaya - Denmark (Vestsjalland)
Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML
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On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML
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On 08/19/2009 at 11:03am - love - by MariadelMar (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I heard a student in the class I assist having trouble with a download. I walked over and showed him how to save to his flash drive, and how to use 7z to unzip said file. I then found out I'd just assisted him in downloading a half gig of porn during class. FML
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On 07/09/2009 at 11:00am - misc - by TingBarter (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML
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On 07/07/2009 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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