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Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

#7542505 (279)

I agree, your life sucks (49534) - you deserved it (4513)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

#7339757 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (18412) - you deserved it (3338)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML

#6676147 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (32105) - you deserved it (1745)

On 12/09/2009 at 2:39am - misc - by PoorGramps - United States (Texas)

Today, I was doing my paper route. I throw the papers onto people's driveways while sitting on the back of my dad's truck. To be funny my dad decided to suddenly speed up, causing me to fall off the back of the truck, face first onto the road. He didn't realize I fell off and kept driving. FML

#6169373 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (22883) - you deserved it (2692)

On 11/05/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by Xero_316 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was carrying several bags of groceries up the stairs to my 3rd story apartment when I saw a giant rat climbing down the wall towards me. I screamed and dropped my groceries, which went over the rail and landed on the bottom floor, destroying them all. The rat? Just a big leaf. FML

#5798950 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (6737) - you deserved it (20894)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:19pm - misc - by n_london (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML

#5715718 (36)

I agree, your life sucks (20152) - you deserved it (5195)

On 10/08/2009 at 12:30am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)