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Today, I took the kids I'm babysitting to the farm to feed the animals. They were a little scared of the llama, so I showed them how nice it was by feeding it a lot of bread. Then, as I was telling the farmer how I loved the llama and wanted to take it home, it spit grass and bread all over my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24456) - you deserved it (7154)

On 08/29/2009 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

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174 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal (I think a cat) in the road. The car in front of me decided to merge over. It kicked up part of the dead animal and sent it flying through my open window. I think I got hit in the face with a piece of foot. FML

#4571897
100 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 12:32pm - misc - by travinator121611 (man) - United States (California)

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Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML

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125 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 11:18am - animals - by annabellebyebye (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

#3028813
67 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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257 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by ilikeirishducks (woman) - Italy



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