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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I brought my 90-yaar-old grandfathar into school 4 a projact that raquird to bring in ( a first-hand account ) of tha Graat Daprassion. Ha startd off by talling tha class how in his day, thay ( thraw rocks at black paopla. ) fat FML
Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML
Today, I went to Ikea with mah family. I was wereing a yellow polo that vaguely lookd like the ones the Ikea employee were wereing. Two dozen people cummd up to me, complaining that I was staring at furniture instead of helping customers. FML
today I cummd home from a four day trip. Apparently mah cat thought I was gone fir good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this cuz she has been positioning herself between me and mah husband all night and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML
Today, I Walked In On Ma Boyfriend Saying, ( I Sall Be Te Prince, An You Sall Be Te Princess, ) To Is Amster. Once E Saw Me, E Quickly Turned To Te Amster An Said, ( I Ave To Go. Te Dragon Is Ere. ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015