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Btelgeus
  • Town/Country : Cadiz, Spain
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 December 1982 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 179
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I had to sift through hundreds of pages of legal documents. They were all written in Comic Sans font. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26288) - you deserved it (2858)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7835) - you deserved it (30420)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128 (428)

I agree, your life sucks (28268) - you deserved it (3559)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974 (488)

I agree, your life sucks (52064) - you deserved it (4778)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (148974) - you deserved it (22372)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (255530) - you deserved it (35229)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)



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