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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 December 1982 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 529
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Btelgeus's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom broke the news that my dad secretly got married two months ago, to a woman he has been dating for 15 years, and that my parents have actually been divorced for 12 years. They just lied about it this whole time. FML

#20585943
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61972) - you deserved it (5429)

On 04/12/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by too young for this (woman) - United States

Today, I had to sift through hundreds of pages of legal documents. They were all written in Comic Sans font. FML

#16984657
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33495) - you deserved it (4071)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10261) - you deserved it (43168)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35949) - you deserved it (4930)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64560) - you deserved it (6744)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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