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Brukernavn

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3906
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Brukernavn : I wear glasses

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Brukernavn's favorite FMLs

Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We were having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML

#5528599
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31482) - you deserved it (6440)

On 09/28/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by namhtor (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my 250 lb ex-Marine dad announced he was going to start randomly punching me in the crotch, without warning, to "improve my reflexes." FML

#4235904
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67765) - you deserved it (5520)

On 08/02/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by theregoesmyspermcount (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

#3919884
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87766) - you deserved it (6057)

On 07/21/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by fmjob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

#3919884
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87766) - you deserved it (6057)

On 07/21/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by fmjob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my brother replaced my cologne with whiskey. I have a job interview and I smell like a drunk. FML

#3838963
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45970) - you deserved it (4244)

On 07/17/2009 at 7:14pm - misc - by tukker (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I lost my cell phone. Since I sleep on the couch, I started looking through the cushions. I didn't find my phone, but after 6 months of uncomfortably sleeping on the couch, I find out I'm sleeping on top of a pull out bed. FML

#3550843
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18860) - you deserved it (59527)

On 07/07/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by stupid (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

#3229865
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72808) - you deserved it (42602)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML

#3017474
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45253) - you deserved it (6547)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:32am - health - by Stung (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML

#2018927
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15564) - you deserved it (102440)

On 05/17/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML

#1791192
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26169) - you deserved it (84544)

On 05/09/2009 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by Jeremy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house.I've been a vegetarian for 4 years, and his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, my boyfriend's father says "we know whose meat she does eat." My boyfriend, his mother, and I were standing right there. FML

#1475433
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73125) - you deserved it (9630)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by ohmyx3 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML

#1466459
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20997) - you deserved it (94868)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML

#1415688
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (227522) - you deserved it (13009)

On 04/28/2009 at 2:27am - intimacy - by liveforpeace_ (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

#1292437
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48825) - you deserved it (22533)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

#798927
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21632) - you deserved it (154746)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by ohshittttttt (woman) - United States (New York)



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