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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3066
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Brukernavn : I wear glasses

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Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

#14670797
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27502) - you deserved it (7379) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/22/2011 at 3:49am - misc - by sandra22 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

#14309461
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32807) - you deserved it (2638)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:48am - misc - by Username - Canada

Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML

#14209243
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40313) - you deserved it (9554)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML

#13675906
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32389) - you deserved it (3132)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend told me on facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from facebook for iPhone." FML

#13543408
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36598) - you deserved it (4131)

On 10/21/2010 at 10:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was texting this guy i've liked for a really long time, because of how nice and sentimental he is. We were sending each other things like "You make me smile" and "You're so damn cute" when finally he said "Let's just stop texting and hook up already." So much for sentimental. FML

#13507844
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11287) - you deserved it (36686)

On 10/19/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML

#13506620
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75251) - you deserved it (3326)

On 10/19/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by losingit (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

#13413623
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34225) - you deserved it (2646)

On 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found my beloved hamster dead in her cage. Later that day, my boyfriend told me he already noticed that she was dead last night, but did not feel like telling me because he was afraid I wouldn't feel like doing it anymore that night. FML

#13221173
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28035) - you deserved it (3935)

On 09/27/2010 at 10:47am - intimacy - by cinderella (woman) - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said: "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML

#13017861
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34353) - you deserved it (4468)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31987) - you deserved it (7733)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

#8966717
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11864) - you deserved it (24783)

On 03/10/2010 at 6:05am - intimacy - by ohno - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34820) - you deserved it (4984)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19379) - you deserved it (4579)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

#7939467
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25527) - you deserved it (4904)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:01pm - misc - by dinosaurboy (man) - United States (Georgia)



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