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Brown5922
  • Town/Country : Boston, U.S
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 May 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 7181
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (91786) - you deserved it (8817)

On 04/19/2009 at 10:09pm - health - by Litterbox (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

#18143 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (72184) - you deserved it (13229)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340 (929)

I agree, your life sucks (419966) - you deserved it (30696)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)