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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 September 1992 (23 years)
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Today, on an important call with a potential employer, he began to speak quieter and quieter until I couldn't hear him at all. When I finally hung up after waiting for 5 minutes, I realized that I had been pressing down on the volume button. FML


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On 11/27/2012 at 11:58pm - work - by jkmartinjk - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, against my advice, my boyfriend decided to read Fifty Shades of Grey in an attempt to learn how to please me in bed. Now all he does is suck on my toes, and thinks it's weird that I don't spontaneously orgasm as if I'm some kind of nymphomaniacal weirdo. FML


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On 07/23/2012 at 3:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML


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On 09/15/2011 at 5:22pm - misc - by Cooper491 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML


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On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom

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