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Brittanyy
  • Town/Country : Herndon, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 February 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 57097
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Brittanyy : I'm mean.
I come on here to laugh at dumbasses. (:

It also makes me feel better about the stupid shit I do.
Yayy.

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Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (222645) - you deserved it (37811)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33218) - you deserved it (6921)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:47am - intimacy - by theguy24 - United States (Nebraska)



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