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  • Number of visits : 1556
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was massively hungover and driving home. I had a strong suspicion that I was gonna ralph so I was smart and pulled over. I emptied the contents of my stomach into a shopping bag and was proud I didn't make a mess all over the car. Seconds later, the bottom of the bag gave out. FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9075) - you deserved it (23324)

On 03/06/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by Octobre (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31936) - you deserved it (141348)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (243407) - you deserved it (32118)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71523) - you deserved it (23272)

On 03/22/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by joshinbaltimore (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

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132 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56730) - you deserved it (6783)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)



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