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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 August 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2191
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Bri_Are_Monster : I'm Bri.
I'm amazing.
I love music.
I'm taken [9.17.08]
I'm easy to love and get along with.
You should get to know me.
Aim: omfg Bri says
Space: www.myspace.com/followingbasicinstruction.

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

#483851
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (135751) - you deserved it (13406)

On 03/20/2009 at 2:11am - intimacy - by firsttimer69 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I bragged to a coworker that our boss compliments me constantly on my work performance, my fashion sense, and my trustworthiness. She then directed me to a "neighborhood watch" website. My boss is a registered sex offender. FML

#239569
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50595) - you deserved it (7260)

On 03/08/2009 at 12:47am - intimacy - by Kat (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I called a potential employer. I left a message asking him to return my call. When he did, my drunk friend answered my phone with "I make a sexy-time with my mother in-law." I called him back twice immediately to explain. No answer. That was my last hope for a decent job. FML

#226601
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43912) - you deserved it (7967)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by sasd32 (man) - United States (District of Columbia)



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