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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2856
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About BriBeHyper : I'm Bryanna (BREE-ANN-ughhh)
Lol I'm German and Russian
Blonde
Green eyes
5'2
I'm 16
I've been through a lot.
Graduating June 4th 2012
I really don't care if you think I'm stupid, thumbs down my comments or anything, I'm me, and I'm having fun.
K totes
Follow me on twitter!:D
@BryannaColony

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Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

#16671761
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36563) - you deserved it (3407)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States

Today, a car hit me while I was in a crosswalk. The driver jumped out of her car and stepped over me to check her car for damage. FML

#16671124
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38598) - you deserved it (2720)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:07am - health - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

#16667115
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36672) - you deserved it (14237)

On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12637) - you deserved it (57878)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

#16648557
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44054) - you deserved it (4352)

On 06/13/2011 at 6:29pm - money - by sarahwittman - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

#16642702
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39413) - you deserved it (4813)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

#16609106
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54382) - you deserved it (6844)

On 06/11/2011 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML

#16605996
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38526) - you deserved it (5713)

On 06/11/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by mbesameh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML

#16601397
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27699) - you deserved it (15024)

On 06/10/2011 at 9:32pm - health - by 8sq (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31288) - you deserved it (12098)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

#16551400
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35567) - you deserved it (7706)

On 06/07/2011 at 8:13pm - work - by Bee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

#16531182
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49379) - you deserved it (3632)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

#16530015
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43007) - you deserved it (6570)

On 06/06/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by JayFri - United States

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

#16527718
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42241) - you deserved it (14183)

On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
575 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96911) - you deserved it (10719)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)



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