About Bribehyper
I'm Bryanna (BREE-ANN-ughhh) Lol I'm German and Russian Blonde Green eyes 5'2 I'm 16 I've been through a lot. Graduating June 4th 2012 I really don't care if you think I'm stupid, thumbs down my comments or anything, I'm me, and I'm having fun. K totes Follow me on twitter!:D @BryannaColony
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Bribehyper's favorite FMLs

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the optometrist for him to buy contact lenses for the first time. He said the detail was much better than glasses. I excitedly asked him if he could see my freckles better now, and after a long and disappointed look at my face, he said "Nope, just more acne." FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 6 May 2012 04:41 / Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went for a job interview for a building position at a retail store. They saw on my application that I was good at math. They asked me what the circumference of a circle is. Being nervous during the interview, I accidentally said the area of a circle. I didn't get the job. FML

By mathguy - / Thursday 3 May 2012 12:16 / United States - Green Bay

Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML

By winnerwinner - / Wednesday 2 May 2012 15:46 / United States

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

By Aus - / Thursday 26 April 2012 14:43 / United States

Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML

By kewtness_17 / Saturday 1 October 2011 23:10 / United States