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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4549
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About BriBeHyper : I'm Bryanna (BREE-ANN-ughhh)
Lol I'm German and Russian
Blonde
Green eyes
5'2
I'm 16
I've been through a lot.
Graduating June 4th 2012
I really don't care if you think I'm stupid, thumbs down my comments or anything, I'm me, and I'm having fun.
K totes
Follow me on twitter!:D
@BryannaColony

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BriBeHyper's favorite FMLs

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume . FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40362) - you deserved it (6216)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

after having mah car been broken into the day before cuz I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked mah doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through mah windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

#17037512
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39153) - you deserved it (3110)

On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today, my daughter asked y there looool was an X marked on a telephone pole. I told her they were going to remove it. She started crying and saying, "They can't kill the tree!" She is 16. FML

#17036042
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31476) - you deserved it (6990)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anon - Australia (Victoria)

I raalizad that I look saxiar in my fiancéa's pantias than sha doas. FML

#17029350
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31058) - you deserved it (20747)

On 07/08/2011 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Joe - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the looool street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36206) - you deserved it (4357)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I ELPED MYSELF TO SOME OMEMADE BISCUITS TAT AD BEEN LEFT IN TE KITCEN. I TOUGT TEY LOOKED A LITTLE ODD, BUT TEY TASTED PRETTY GOOD. I FOUND OUT LATER TEY WERE OMEMADE DOG TREATS. BIG FAT FML

#17017863
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12644) - you deserved it (27643)

On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, Whila At Tha Baach, I Was Mistakan For Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47505) - you deserved it (25771)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, Mah 15 Year Old Grlfriend Called To Tell Me She Is Pregnant. Her Dad Is Ex-military, And Makes A Point Of Cleaning His Guns Every Time I Go To Her House. FML

#17010843
711 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18727) - you deserved it (95397)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, mah family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby,ho died in childbirth!! Afterwards, mah husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees!! FML

#17004693
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51402) - you deserved it (5620)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today , mah wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex fir the rest of her nine month pregnancy , because according to her , "I don't want twins." FML

#17004643
392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39963) - you deserved it (10849)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I shavd my beard off!! Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face!! I look completely ridiculous!!

#17000180
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38233) - you deserved it (12945)

On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on looool the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange 4 mah soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33942) - you deserved it (3618)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was watcing a ome video of wen ma mom was pregnant wit me!! Se ad a beer in er and!! mega FML

#16966151
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42720) - you deserved it (3452)

On 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm - health - by wastedbaby - United States (South Carolina)

Today, whila on studant axchanga in Garmany, I was making mysalf a cup of coffaa. Whan I rummagd around in tha fridga, mah room-matas askd ma what I was looking for. I said I wantd to put "saman" in mah coffaa. Thay laughd. Ah yas, "sahna" maans "craam". "Saman" maans "sparm". FML

#16951443
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28090) - you deserved it (10812) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/02/2011 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Hum - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, I was so hungover, I startd yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walkd in on me calling mah cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10305) - you deserved it (43260)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)



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