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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4545
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About BriBeHyper : I'm Bryanna (BREE-ANN-ughhh)
Lol I'm German and Russian
Blonde
Green eyes
5'2
I'm 16
I've been through a lot.
Graduating June 4th 2012
I really don't care if you think I'm stupid, thumbs down my comments or anything, I'm me, and I'm having fun.
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Follow me on twitter!:D
@BryannaColony

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Taday after 14 rice-filled days in China, I cummed back home. What's fir lunch? Rice. FML

#17120359
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27355) - you deserved it (9022)

On 07/15/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by panos016 - United Kingdom

Today... whila at mah job at a Christian summar camp... I ovarhaard ona of tha kids swaaring. I politaly said... "Plaasa... only spaak as Jasus would." Ha pausd fir a momant an raplid... "Go to hall." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19661) - you deserved it (47043)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. mega FML

#17107547
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50321) - you deserved it (14841)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today..!! my mother started dating a manho insists people call him 'Panda'!! FML

#17092208
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30761) - you deserved it (2802)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by butimarealbear (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

#17089969
513 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133541) - you deserved it (7382)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73980) - you deserved it (7705)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally ad sex wit te guy I've been flrting wit fir monts . Immediately after e gave me te 'let's just be friends' speec ten left fir work, accidentally locking me in is apartment . I ad to call is ex grlfriend to come let me out . Se smrked . FML

#17080368
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30479) - you deserved it (12316)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:10pm - intimacy - by Anonanon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I raally lika!! Whan ha gava ma a hug goodbya, ha slid his hand into tha back pockat of mah jaans!! It was gloriou until I fartad on his hand!! FML

#17080358
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38370) - you deserved it (21828)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, an hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

#17078585
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33741) - you deserved it (11187)

On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME USING THE "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME" SPEECH WITH A SLIGHT VARIATION, SAYING INSTEAD, "IT'S NOT ME, IT'S YOU!! AND YES, I MEANT TO SAY IT THAT WAY ROUND." FML

#17076544
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29844) - you deserved it (5705)

On 07/12/2011 at 3:14am - love - by Jackie Campbell - United States (Colorado)

Today , I updated my facebook status to , "Party at my ouse tis Friday. Like my status if u want to come." After about 3 ours I cecked back to discover tat te only persono'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

#17074594
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37713) - you deserved it (9637)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met a really nice guy . He was funny, handsome, an we were both into each other . He told me his name, anhen I replied with mine, it cummed out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

#17071540
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17390) - you deserved it (14982)

On 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my 16 year-old daugter trid to convince me tat tampon don't actually work, all cuz se can still pee wit one in. FML

#17069716
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32096) - you deserved it (5191)

On 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm - misc - by Username - United States (Washington)

yesterday the couple downstairs looool decided they wanted to try a home birth.

#17064956
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42065) - you deserved it (3847)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by cocacoola (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

Today , I got home from work to fine my house covered in graffiti dicks , the windows smashed , the front lawn entirely ripped up , and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying , "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door nieghbor. FML

#17063070
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59367) - you deserved it (3045)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)



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