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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3206
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About BriBeHyper : I'm Bryanna (BREE-ANN-ughhh)
Lol I'm German and Russian
Blonde
Green eyes
5'2
I'm 16
I've been through a lot.
Graduating June 4th 2012
I really don't care if you think I'm stupid, thumbs down my comments or anything, I'm me, and I'm having fun.
K totes
Follow me on twitter!:D
@BryannaColony

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BriBeHyper's favorite FMLs

Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML

#17120359
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27244) - you deserved it (9011)

On 07/15/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by panos016 - United Kingdom

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18977) - you deserved it (45944)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

#17107547
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49265) - you deserved it (14564)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML

#17092208
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30649) - you deserved it (2800)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by butimarealbear (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
511 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132215) - you deserved it (7358)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
434 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73797) - you deserved it (7691)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after he gave me the 'let's just be friends' speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML

#17080368
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30365) - you deserved it (12298)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:10pm - intimacy - by Anonanon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38271) - you deserved it (21791)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

#17078585
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33681) - you deserved it (11163)

On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML

#17076544
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28087) - you deserved it (5504)

On 07/12/2011 at 3:14am - love - by Jackie Campbell - United States (Colorado)

Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

#17074594
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36164) - you deserved it (9363)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

#17071540
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17313) - you deserved it (14958)

On 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my 16 year-old daughter tried to convince me that tampons don't actually work, all because she can still pee with one in. FML

#17069716
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31952) - you deserved it (5183)

On 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm - misc - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, the couple downstairs decided they wanted to try a home birth. FML

#17064956
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41964) - you deserved it (3836)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by cocacoola (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

#17063070
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58010) - you deserved it (2941)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)



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