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BriBeHyper

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 October 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5516
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About BriBeHyper : I'm Bryanna (BREE-ANN-ughhh)
Lol I'm German and Russian
Blonde
Green eyes
5'2
I'm 16
I've been through a lot.
Graduating June 4th 2012
I really don't care if you think I'm stupid, thumbs down my comments or anything, I'm me, and I'm having fun.
K totes
Follow me on twitter!:D
@BryannaColony

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BriBeHyper's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML

#17701196
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23509) - you deserved it (13064)

On 09/09/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Krystyn Gareau - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43409) - you deserved it (29631)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML

#17661211
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35712) - you deserved it (2929)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:42pm - work - by -- - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

#17661103
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52057) - you deserved it (6142)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML

#17659578
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40071) - you deserved it (10111)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML

#17655744
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34795) - you deserved it (3296)

On 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by haha - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

#17649576
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39504) - you deserved it (3709)

On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - love - by CHStennis_4 - United States (Utah)

Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I made hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML

#17642045
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10016) - you deserved it (31639)

On 09/02/2011 at 3:48am - work - by dragos_dgt (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52173) - you deserved it (20042)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39171) - you deserved it (4816)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36787) - you deserved it (4000)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

#17627394
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35985) - you deserved it (5522)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML

#17549982
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30270) - you deserved it (4190)

On 08/22/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by WTFwhywouldyoudothat - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML

#17539205
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28837) - you deserved it (3268)

On 08/21/2011 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

#17526799
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34289) - you deserved it (5060)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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