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BriBeHyper

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5145
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About BriBeHyper : I'm Bryanna (BREE-ANN-ughhh)
Lol I'm German and Russian
Blonde
Green eyes
5'2
I'm 16
I've been through a lot.
Graduating June 4th 2012
I really don't care if you think I'm stupid, thumbs down my comments or anything, I'm me, and I'm having fun.
K totes
Follow me on twitter!:D
@BryannaColony

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BriBeHyper's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

#19607657
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24430) - you deserved it (3669)

On 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the optometrist for him to buy contact lenses for the first time. He said the detail was much better than glasses. I excitedly asked him if he could see my freckles better now, and after a long and disappointed look at my face, he said "Nope, just more acne." FML

#19580069
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21827) - you deserved it (3331)

On 05/06/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went for a job interview for a building position at a retail store. They saw on my application that I was good at math. They asked me what the circumference of a circle is. Being nervous during the interview, I accidentally said the area of a circle. I didn't get the job. FML

#19567583
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20275) - you deserved it (6798)

On 05/03/2012 at 8:16am - work - by mathguy (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML

#19563136
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34255) - you deserved it (6455)

On 05/02/2012 at 11:46am - intimacy - by winnerwinner (woman) - United States

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

#19531707
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30067) - you deserved it (3781)

On 04/26/2012 at 10:43am - love - by Aus (woman) - United States

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

#19531707
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30067) - you deserved it (3781)

On 04/26/2012 at 10:43am - love - by Aus (woman) - United States

Today, I got mad at my 4 year old son for cussing me out. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get ready for the day. When I came back downstairs I found him pooping on my brand new leather couch. FML

#17880683
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29119) - you deserved it (11224)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:10pm - kids - by kewtness_17 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30564) - you deserved it (11397)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20657) - you deserved it (44680)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML

#17832717
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30312) - you deserved it (3938)

On 09/25/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by sadkid - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

#17746655
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28115) - you deserved it (5621)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28230) - you deserved it (11529)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

#17734128
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24941) - you deserved it (9693)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

#17706108
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36866) - you deserved it (6404) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France



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