About Brenda37 : Hello, my name is Brenda obviously. I have been reading FML's for a really long time, but just recently made an account.
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Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)
Today, my family and I discovered that my sleepwalking has escalated into sleep-raiding-the-fridge, after I woke up on my kitchen floor in a puddle of melted ice cream, surrounded by my parents, brother, and dogs. Apparently my recent dieting plans aren't going over too well with my subconscious. FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 12:30am - health - by norestforthewicked -
Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML
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On 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm - kids - by anonymous -
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my college professor handed every student a note card and told us to rate his looks from 1 to 5. Is this what I pay $20,000 a year for? FML
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On 01/26/2011 at 2:45am - misc - by SLOMan90 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML
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On 01/15/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my girlfriend of two years dumped me, because I'd changed too much for her to bear, and I was breaking her heart. How did I change? I got braces. FML
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On 11/04/2010 at 11:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was at Wal-Mart and I asked a guy who worked there where the scrapbooking stuff was. He led me to the aisle where it was and then said, "By the way, I don't work here." FML
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On 11/01/2010 at 10:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Taranaki)
Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Jordid - United States (Colorado)
Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Jordid - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -
Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)
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