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Brenda37

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2639
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Brenda37 : Hello fellow FMLers.

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Visits<b>Scotth901</b> - 23 hours ago<b>Ihsandeeb1979</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 10:38pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 9:35am<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 8:47pm<b>NNOTCHO</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 1:49pm<b>Iamentertained</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 12:49pm<b>Julian_s1234</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 8:25pm<b>MarkTheMintMan</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 8:35am<b>rivimatt</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 10:20am<b>saxyguy</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 5:20am<b>iT_Cereal</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 12:01am<b>Dxuri49</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 1:47pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 7:26am<b>RosybooXx</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 6:35pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 11:07am<b>Ayoomoofie</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 12:38pm<b>duduv2</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 8:26pm<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 9:07am

Fucked!<b>Scotth901</b> - 17 hours ago<b>Ihsandeeb1979</b> - yesterday at 4:38am<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 3:35pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 1:26pm<b>NebulaNick</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 6:56am

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Brenda37's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered how pathetically introverted I am when during a car ride with my family, I said, "I really like this song" and my parents gasped because they didn't realize I was in the back seat. And I'm their only child. FML

by mississippi123 / 08/06/2012 at 1:41am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML

by Monsieur-Madame / 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Love

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

by Optimus_Prime97 / 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm / United States / Money

Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML

by emoflowers / 04/09/2012 at 10:51pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

by Anonymous / 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that if a jock calls you a nerd in the street and you retaliate with a witty comeback, be prepared to run. Fast. FML

by JMcKay / 01/25/2012 at 10:36pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 11:33am / United Kingdom (Armagh) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 5:35am / United Kingdom / Work

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

by unicorn / 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

by Anonymous / 08/18/2011 at 9:38am / United Kingdom (Bexley) / Animals

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

by Snurkles / 07/07/2011 at 8:19am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

by beablue18 / 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm / Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz) / Miscellaneous

Today, my family and I discovered that my sleepwalking has escalated into sleep-raiding-the-fridge, after I woke up on my kitchen floor in a puddle of melted ice cream, surrounded by my parents, brother, and dogs. Apparently my recent dieting plans aren't going over too well with my subconscious. FML

by norestforthewicked / 04/19/2011 at 12:30am / Health

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

by anonymous / 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm / Kids