About Brenda37 : Hello, my name is Brenda obviously. I have been reading FML's for a really long time, but just recently made an account.
That's all you have to know. Okay bye. :)
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Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML
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On 08/22/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by ihateveganism (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, my pregnant wife broke down in tears over the fact that since moving to Brazil for my job, we don't have regular access to macaroni and cheese. FML
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On 08/20/2012 at 6:06pm - health - by stupidbullcrêpe (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
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On 08/17/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by Sarah - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my girlfriend started a huge fight with me over how I don't have the right to have close female friends anymore. She ended up storming off, and won't return my calls. But no worries: she did just play the word "murder" in our game of Words With Friends. Very comforting. FML
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On 08/15/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by larSON5 (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I discovered how pathetically introverted I am when during a car ride with my family, I said, "I really like this song" and my parents gasped because they didn't realize I was in the back seat. And I'm their only child. FML
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On 08/06/2012 at 1:41am - misc - by mississippi123 - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML
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On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)
Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States
Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 10:51pm - health - by emoflowers - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML
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On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that if a jock calls you a nerd in the street and you retaliate with a witty comeback, be prepared to run. Fast. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by JMcKay (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)
Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
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On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)
Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Monday 17 June 2013
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