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Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML
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On 05/03/2013 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany
Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML
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On 05/03/2013 at 11:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML
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On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML
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On 05/02/2013 at 2:27pm - love - by Jes_jes18 (woman) - United States
Today, I learned that binding my stomach with duct tape isn't worth it to look thin. I also learned the even worse part when I shrieked more loudly than I should've when I tried to discreetly rip it off in history class. FML
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On 05/01/2013 at 5:33pm - health - by QueenOrangeSoda (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
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On 05/01/2013 at 10:27am - misc - by luvs2spooge89 - United States (New York)
Today, I wanted revenge on my college's drinks machine. For the past two days, it forgot to release a cup before pouring my coffee. This time, I had planned ahead; I put my money in, entered the code, and quickly inserted my own cup. It gave me hot water. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38914) - you deserved it (4463) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
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On 04/29/2013 at 1:26am - love - by bad day Brutus (man) - United States
Today, my ten-year-old sister had to write out my job application because no one can read my terrible handwriting. FML
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On 04/28/2013 at 7:40pm - work - by AbhorrentApplication (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had to go to the hospital for an allergic reaction. Turns out, I'm highly allergic to cherry blossoms. My wife and I just bought a house and moved into a new neighborhood. Almost every block in this neighborhood, including my own, has rows and rows of cherry blossom trees. FML
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On 04/28/2013 at 6:10pm - health - by verycherryfucked (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I summoned the courage to call my abusive mother-in-law about her non-payment of the money I stupidly lent her last year. She replied, "Why don't you go deepthroat a cactus, then we'll talk about it, cunt." and then hung up on me. FML
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On 04/28/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by a tad whipped (man) - Australia
Today, for the third time this week, a telemarketer called me. Seriously annoyed, I told him in German that I don't speak English, in an attempt to get rid of him. He then started delivering his product pitch in German. FML
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On 04/28/2013 at 9:57am - misc - by Anonymous - China (Shanghai)
Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML
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On 04/28/2013 at 9:16am - misc - by Beth - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML
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On 04/27/2013 at 11:25pm - misc - by gross. - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I had to explain to a friend that the show writers for Glee did not write "Bohemian Rhapsody" and that Freddie Mercury did not steal the song from them. We're both 17 years old, and she reacted by kicking a chair at me. FML
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On 04/27/2013 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Monday 20 May 2013
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