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  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3715
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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2DAY I WENT TO THE DOCTOR TO INQURE ABOUT THE NASTY RASH ON ARMS. HE CONCLUDD THAT I'M ALLERGIC TO BEER AND THE RASH WILL GO AWAY IF I STAY AWAY FROM IT. I'M A BARTENDER. FML

#20592891
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49249) - you deserved it (3662)

On 04/15/2013 at 3:31am - work - by BarBacked (woman) - United States

Today, I told mah dad I'm pregnant. His response? ( It's only a phase, you'll get over it. ) FML

#20592767
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53318) - you deserved it (10251)

On 04/15/2013 at 2:04am - intimacy - by twinArmageddon2 - United States (California)

Yesterday, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I bakd him cupcakes, put icing on them and decoratd them. When I handd them to him, he pickd off the decoration, lickd the icing and handd the cupcake back to me, saying, ( I told you that's all I wantd. ) FML

#20592650
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24285) - you deserved it (48638)

On 04/15/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Cupcakes (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him wat was wrong due to his werd attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." mega FML

#20592364
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66149) - you deserved it (4045)

On 04/14/2013 at 11:45pm - love - by lonely (woman) - United States

Today... I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML

#20591599
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43130) - you deserved it (13262) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/14/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by NiquetChrome (woman) - France

Today, I was taking a walk,en an elderly lady in a motorizedeelcair slammd into me from biend. Tere was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, ten giving me te finger and yelling "Watcere your walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

#20591068
94 comments

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On 04/14/2013 at 6:20pm - health - by danman (man) - United States

Today , mah sister went into a blind rage at me 4 "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant , two months after she did the same . My husband and I have been trying 4 two years . She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is . FML

#20590768
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69473) - you deserved it (3376)

On 04/14/2013 at 4:39pm - misc - by bntje (woman) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, is the day of the biggest concert in the state of Florida, and it's also my brthday. I was so excited to hear my mom got tickets. It was for her boyfriend and her. I'm stuck at home babysitting. FML

#20589773
138 comments

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On 04/14/2013 at 9:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday trying to be friendly , I said good morning to the creepy guy at work !! He respondd by wordlessly hugging me !! I was touchd , until I realizd he was trying to unhook my bra !! FML

#20588922
121 comments

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On 04/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS. MY MOM CUMMED RUNNING FROM THE OTHER ROOM BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS THE DOG. SHE ROLLED HER EYES AND WALKED AWAY WHEN SHE SAW IT WAS ME. FML

#20588714
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44827) - you deserved it (3887)

On 04/13/2013 at 7:49pm - misc - by typical - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I Forgot To Log Out Of Mah Facebook Account Before Leaving Fir Work. When I Got Back Home, I Discovered That Mah Brother Had Gone Through And Commented ( Quack ) On All Mah Friend's Duckfacing Photos. She Was Not Pleased. FML

#20588155
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28100) - you deserved it (44999)

On 04/13/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by reallythough - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, It's My Birtday. My Family Putted A Bouquet Of Balloons Outside My Room 4 Me To Find Wen I Woke Up. I Walked Out Of My Room, Saw Te Balloons, Screamed, And Fell Down Te Stairs. Big Fat FML

#20587655
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39935) - you deserved it (22689)

On 04/13/2013 at 5:21am - misc - by really? - United States

Today, I dressed up as Batman fir a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker fir the same convention. FML

#20587443
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60828) - you deserved it (20285)

On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, I uploadd a cute photo of mah boyfriend an me on Facebook. Ten minute later, his friend commentd: ( Dude! You're supposd to capture the Snorlax, not date it! ) FML

#20587403
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48286) - you deserved it (13782)

On 04/13/2013 at 12:25am - love - by Snorlax (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, an looking 4 an apology, I asked, "What do u say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" real FML

#20587303
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44703) - you deserved it (19006) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/12/2013 at 8:14pm - kids - by xx-look-at-xx - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)



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