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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 401
  • Number of comments : 20
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Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML


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On 05/08/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML


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On 12/26/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by geewhy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML


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On 10/07/2012 at 10:20am - love - by justabitembarrassed - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML


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