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by Jo_kat / 06/08/2016 at 11:56pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by djurmel89 / 06/07/2016 at 12:48pm / Germany / Health
Today, I went to get my first acupuncture. The doctor was a cute Korean woman, so I tried to start a conversation. When she pricked me with a needle near the tailbone, I involuntarily let one loose and saw her gag. FML
by Revelyn / 06/03/2016 at 6:18pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by TicketMePink / 05/20/2016 at 1:57am / United States / Love
by brandogg / 04/27/2016 at 5:33am / United States (New Mexico) / Health
by cactusfears / 04/02/2016 at 3:48pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went into a store for an interview. I've had several places wanting to talk to me and this job was a lot lower paying. I got a little cocky and when offered the job, I said I wanted some time to finish my other interviews first and see what my options were. The manager then took back his offer. FML
by Jeanna / 03/15/2016 at 7:14pm / United States (Kentucky) / Work
Today, my girlfriend of two months and I are in completely different points in our lives. She ambushed me with ideas of having kids, getting married and being together forever. Currently, my biggest concern is passing the tenth grade. FML
by NordicNathan / 03/14/2016 at 12:49am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
by criminal tit offender / 08/31/2013 at 12:25pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by DM / 03/04/2013 at 3:02pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me for a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML
by JimmyT / 03/03/2013 at 5:21pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Work
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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support.… Today, I was in a mall bathroom when two girls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I… Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML