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BrandiLush
  • Town/Country : Texas
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 68
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13634) - you deserved it (22874)

On 03/04/2013 at 3:02pm - misc - by DM - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me for a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31023) - you deserved it (8736)

On 03/03/2013 at 5:21pm - work - by JimmyT (man) - Norway (Hordaland)



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