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Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22049) - you deserved it (64885)

On 08/31/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by criminal tit offender - United States (Alabama)

Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15930) - you deserved it (26224)

On 03/04/2013 at 3:02pm - misc - by DM - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me for a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML


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On 03/03/2013 at 5:21pm - work - by JimmyT (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

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