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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 251
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, a stray dog came up to my living room window. My pitbull went into attack mode and tried to jump through said window, while it was closed. Now I have to pay to replace the window, and pay to get stitches for my idiot dog. FML

#20153727
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I agree, your life sucks (19607) - you deserved it (6872)

On 11/07/2012 at 4:30pm - animals - by Drafty (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was told that my insurance will no longer cover my birth control as it's deemed "unnecessary" for a man, which, according to them, I've been since August. I'm definitely still a woman. FML

Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML

#20120711
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I agree, your life sucks (38350) - you deserved it (2816)

On 10/17/2012 at 6:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

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On 01/02/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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