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Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Flubber (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by IntimidatorStag (man) - United States (California)
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by BRELLA (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Lars - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, just another casual morning. I went to go drop a deuce in the bathroom. Barely being awake I didn't notice my roommates had put glad wrap between the seat and toilet, so i got piss and shit all over me. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by ohn0es - United States (Kansas)
Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML
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On 12/29/2008 at 1:09am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML
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On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)
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