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  • Number of visits : 225
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About BostonCelticsKG5 : fav basketball team is the Celtics
fav bball player is Kevin Garnett
umm you could ask me anything, ill answer to anything
umm yeah
btw whyd u check out my profile?

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Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44788) - you deserved it (5618)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

#15921187
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I agree, your life sucks (37309) - you deserved it (19112)

On 04/25/2011 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Ouch (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

#15917525
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39216) - you deserved it (3989)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -

Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML

#15899408
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18714) - you deserved it (36556)

On 04/23/2011 at 4:18pm - intimacy - by purrykitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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