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  • Town/Country : Fort Lauderdale, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 October 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 5480
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16802) - you deserved it (85168)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

#495475
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49769) - you deserved it (22596)

On 03/20/2009 at 7:35pm - misc - by cjj325 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

#483516
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27625) - you deserved it (101703)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML

#480459
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I agree, your life sucks (55973) - you deserved it (6804)

On 03/19/2009 at 11:34pm - misc - by churchgoer (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working my job as the person who checks people in at the gym. A sweaty chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied with "we like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said "so how did you get the job?" FML

#333597
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47371) - you deserved it (11123)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:32am - work - by Bubbah (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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