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Bones_effect15
  • Town/Country : St. Paul, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 October 1983 (30 years)
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Today, I was at my 10 year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screams when she sees me. Then, she starts hitting me, looking panicked. I control her and ask why she's hitting me. She says 'Everyone thought you were dead!' FML

#6753136
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30252) - you deserved it (1625)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:21pm - misc - by Ghost (man) - United States

Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML

#6752282
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28428) - you deserved it (8281)

On 12/14/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months called me. He said his mom was making him choose between having a dog or having a girlfriend. I asked him which one he picked. He was quiet, I heard barking in the background. FML

#6650131
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34742) - you deserved it (3880)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:20pm - love - by WoofWoof (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I attended a focus group. Since I've been unemployed for a month now I thought the $60 would come in handy. By the time I finished someone had broken into my car, stole my GPS and MP3 player. FML

#6236488
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19355) - you deserved it (2456)

On 11/09/2009 at 10:16pm - money - by unlucky (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML

#6228123
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23875) - you deserved it (1730)

On 11/09/2009 at 1:42pm - misc - by tampondealer (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML

#6221127
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25592) - you deserved it (2237)

On 11/08/2009 at 11:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was afraid he would no longer love me when he returned from basic training. Hoping he would reassure me his feelings wouldn't change and we'd still be together, he replied instead, "Shit happens." FML

#6148813
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28610) - you deserved it (6979)

On 11/04/2009 at 9:00am - love - by reality_stricken (woman) - Guam

Today, I told my boyfriend I was afraid he would no longer love me when he returned from basic training. Hoping he would reassure me his feelings wouldn't change and we'd still be together, he replied instead, "Shit happens." FML

#6148813
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28610) - you deserved it (6979)

On 11/04/2009 at 9:00am - love - by reality_stricken (woman) - Guam

Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML

#6018223
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19591) - you deserved it (7592)

On 10/27/2009 at 12:45am - kids - by Chub (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML

#5910203
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40291) - you deserved it (5295)

On 10/20/2009 at 6:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML

#5909113
173 comments

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On 10/20/2009 at 2:51am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML

#1766885
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6546) - you deserved it (70926)

On 05/09/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by t-dawg (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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