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Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppin by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. mega FML

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On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was getting ready 4 mah first date with a boy I really likehen mah dad insisted on meeting him . My dad is super protective an a cop . He cleaned his gun in front of mah date an made it clear he had to be careful with me . My date started to cryhen we got to the car . FML

#2376689
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On 05/28/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today , I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

#1033363
308 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

#800907
110 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 3:03pm - work - by Lifeguard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I WENT TO MAH FRIEND'S HOUSE. WHILE SHE WENT TO THE KITCHEN, I NOTICED A LITTLE PINK PASTRY ON HER DESK. IT LOOKED REALLY GOOD, SO I DECIDED TO TAKE A BITE BEFORE SHE GOT BACK. AS I BIT INTO IT, A SIZZLING NOISE STARTED, AND FOAM OVERFLOWED IN MAH MOUTH. IT WAS A BATH BOMB. FML

#458793
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On 03/19/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by skywayavenue (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up to fine that mah dog was missing!! I spent about an looool hour searching for himhen mah psycho ex-girlfriend textd me his photo!! She'd kidnappd him!! After driving over there, she shot paintball at mah car!! Now I have no dog an a colorful car!! FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 10:21pm - animals - by sammatthews2007 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

yesterdayhen I saw a big box that lookd like a playstation , I got really excitd and parents were there and everything lookd like it really was something big , so I start to open the wrapper and surprise..!! it was a lamp!! FML

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